- mod_overhead
- mod_slow
- mod_windoze
By Avishai (mostly) and Ilya.
Apache modules – the best ones
January 5th, 2012Java way
January 2nd, 2012Why do it the right way if you can do it in Java ? — Avishai and Ilya
Why windoze is like tamagotchi
December 24th, 2011Tired of the OS that needs your attention all the time? Here is the rant.
- Both need permanent attention
- Both may get a virus
- Both may die if not treated properly
- Both don’t have SSH
Quotations
December 24th, 2011… I compiled and configured my PCs to death … — Joao (AT matik com br), mailed to freebsd-amd64 (AT freebsd org).
… Content-filtering proxy with user-based whitelist URL configuration, based on squid and dansguardian. — Shoko
I give you my approval to erase the customer’s ip block — client
Download. Untar. Configure. Make. Install. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. — Matthew Woehlke, mwoehlke (AT tibco.com)
Dumm support
December 24th, 2011Support: We have not received any emails from you.
Client: Hit the send/receive button.
Denial of server
December 24th, 2011Client: my server is down.
Support: that is not possible! what’s the IP?
Client: the IP is X.Y.Z.W
Support: we do not even manage this server!
Client hangs up.
Support: yeah! we did that again!
Send/receive is not for mails
December 24th, 2011Client: I dont get any mails
Support: What error do you get ?
Client: I dont get any errors
Support: Did you press send/receive ?
Client: Send/receive is not related to getting mails
Emails without internet
December 24th, 2011Client: I don’t get any mails
Support: Are you connected to the Internet? Did you dial to your ISP ?
Client: No,my tech. guy told me it is only needed for the Internet but not for the outlook
Flash support
December 24th, 2011Support level 1 (web hosting) asking the second level: Do we support flash ?
IPMonitor
December 24th, 2011Definition: IPMonitor – a big piece of sh*t. It crashes when you add new sites. Many checks appear as recently created after you restart this $#%. It takes ages to load a page. Don’t worry, it is normal for this application.