SSH over PCI

• mod_overhead
• mod_slow
• mod_windoze

By Avishai (mostly) and Ilya.

Why do it the right way if you can do it in Java ? — Avishai and Ilya

… I compiled and configured my PCs to death … — Joao (AT matik com br), mailed to freebsd-amd64 (AT freebsd org).

… Content-filtering proxy with user-based whitelist URL configuration, based on squid and dansguardian. — Shoko

I give you my approval to erase the customer’s ip block — client

Download. Untar. Configure. Make. Install. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. — Matthew Woehlke, mwoehlke (AT tibco.com)

• Migration of the application
• Internet destroyer
• Outlook depress
• Multi-drek (multi-dreked application, example MS Windows, MS Office, etc.)
• “regress” bar
• TMPT server, TMPT proxy
• Tempitibility
• MySQL 5 over Oracle
• Remove the client.
• One disk RAID.
• Service Drek 2 — Alex
• Verbal random agression ventilation — Shoko
• Play with firewall (as in “Who played with the firewall last?”)
• Fail over, and over, and over again — Ilya
• Re-pre-sale — Shoko
• The content of the email was removed by transparent proxy — Ilya
• You f**k it – you fix it — Shoko
• Uptime-less upgrade — Andrey
• The interface of the API — Noam
• CLI GUI — Ilya
• Killall Bill — Andrey & Ilya
• On production server with mirror RAID – pull out one of the disks and then check if the disks are synchronized — Ilya
• The knights of the iptables — Linux team.
• Properly Misconfigured Server (PMS) — Ilya
• Virtual VM machine — Shoko and Ilya.
• Redundancy check for mirror RAID : pull one disk out, then another, then check that the RAID still works.
• killall -9 TMPT
• Windoze overdose — Ilya
• Passive SMTP — Andrey
• SSH folder — support
• Kiss my SSH — Ilya
• It’s consistent with other inconsistencies — Ilya
• Obviously someone is trying to do something productive. Let’s cut it. — Andrey
• Abusive scripting disorder — Shoko
• Nagios of Debian Sarge over Fedora Core 5. — Ilya
• Terminal terminator — Andrey
• Hit anyone to continue — Andrey. (Stop hitting everyone, you are stuck anyway — Ilya).
• Search, replace, and destroy — Ilya
• CRM -rf — Andrey
• Separation of the aggregation by consolidation — Amit, Guy T, Ilya
• Sysadmin disorder — Shoko
• Pool of singletons — Ilya
• The monitoring system brings the server down — Unknown
• Absence of exception does not mean the program works OK — Ilya
• Multiple PDA personality disorder — Ilya
• Master of the cluster — Alex
• Automatic multisite domination — Boris
• Powerpoint – flash over word — Shoko
• Will code for fun — Shoko
• Will bash script for nothing — Shoko