SSH over PCI

Just thought of an ASCII CAPTCHA to stop script kiddies from brute-forcing my SSH, but apparently a dozens of people thought of it before…

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Tired of the OS that needs your attention all the time? Here is the rant.

• Both need permanent attention
• Both may get a virus
• Both may die if not treated properly
• Both don’t have SSH

Definition: IPMonitor – a big piece of sh*t. It crashes when you add new sites. Many checks appear as recently created after you restart this $#%. It takes ages to load a page. Don’t worry, it is normal for this application.