SSH over PCI http://sshoverpci.com The survival / ventilation resource for sysadmins Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:03:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 Apache modules – the best ones http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/apache-modules-the-best-ones/ http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/apache-modules-the-best-ones/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:03:15 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=66
  • mod_overhead
  • mod_slow
  • mod_windoze

    • By Avishai (mostly) and Ilya.

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/apache-modules-the-best-ones/feed/ 0     Java way http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/java-way/ http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/java-way/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:36:18 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=62 Why do it the right way if you can do it in Java ? — Avishai and Ilya

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2012/01/java-way/feed/ 0     Why windoze is like tamagotchi http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/why-windoze-is-like-tamagotchi/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/why-windoze-is-like-tamagotchi/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:32:59 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=55 Tired of the OS that needs your attention all the time? Here is the rant.

    • Both need permanent attention
    • Both may get a virus
    • Both may die if not treated properly
    • Both don’t have SSH
    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/why-windoze-is-like-tamagotchi/feed/ 0     Quotations http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/quotations/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/quotations/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:29:54 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=51 … I compiled and configured my PCs to death … — Joao (AT matik com br), mailed to freebsd-amd64 (AT freebsd org).

    … Content-filtering proxy with user-based whitelist URL configuration, based on squid and dansguardian. — Shoko

    I give you my approval to erase the customer’s ip block — client

    Download. Untar. Configure. Make. Install. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. — Matthew Woehlke, mwoehlke (AT tibco.com)

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/quotations/feed/ 0     Dumm support http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/dumm-support/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/dumm-support/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:28:34 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=49 Support: We have not received any emails from you.
    Client: Hit the send/receive button.

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/dumm-support/feed/ 0     Denial of server http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/denial-of-server/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/denial-of-server/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:27:34 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=47 Client: my server is down.
    Support: that is not possible! what’s the IP?
    Client: the IP is X.Y.Z.W
    Support: we do not even manage this server!
    Client hangs up.
    Support: yeah! we did that again!

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/denial-of-server/feed/ 0     Send/receive is not for mails http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/sendreceive-is-not-for-mails/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/sendreceive-is-not-for-mails/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:25:45 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=44 Client: I dont get any mails
    Support: What error do you get ?
    Client: I dont get any errors
    Support: Did you press send/receive ?
    Client: Send/receive is not related to getting mails

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/sendreceive-is-not-for-mails/feed/ 0     Emails without internet http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/emails-without-internet/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/emails-without-internet/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:23:58 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=39 Client: I don’t get any mails

    Support: Are you connected to the Internet? Did you dial to your ISP ?

    Client: No,my tech. guy told me it is only needed for the Internet but not for the outlook

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/emails-without-internet/feed/ 0     Flash support http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/flash-support/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/flash-support/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:20:55 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=37 Support level 1 (web hosting) asking the second level: Do we support flash ?

    ]]>     http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/flash-support/feed/ 0     IPMonitor http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/ipmonitor/ http://sshoverpci.com/2011/12/ipmonitor/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:19:54 +0000 admin http://sshoverpci.com/?p=35 Definition: IPMonitor – a big piece of sh*t. It crashes when you add new sites. Many checks appear as recently created after you restart this $#%. It takes ages to load a page. Don’t worry, it is normal for this application.

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